The Story of the Completely Retarded Stretch and the Stupid Stupid Piercings.
So, a few months back, maybe November, I decided out of sheer boredness to stretch my ears. I had no.fucking.clue. what I was doing, so i first used the pen nib from my tablet pen [about a size 16 or 14] in both ears. No problem. Then I took some polymer clay baked it and waited for it to get cooler. So then I shoved the blunt end through my ear. Excruciating pain, mind you. I was at a 6g. A fucking 6g. Looking back, I realize how stupid I was, and how insanely terrible that was for my ears. Luckily, I escaped without a blowout, Even though I deserved one. Maybe I would’ve realized how dumb I was then. Even more, My ears are completely healthy to this day. I’m now at a 00g typically using my silicone earskins.
But if that wasn’t stupid enough for you, theres more.
Around March I learned that I’m just a spur of the moment person. I decided to pierce my septum. Hey. No pain this time. Great! No. That was such a stupid thing to do. I mean, my healing went great, and it was even too, heck. I still have it because i love it to bits and pieces. But It was such a stupid thing to do looking back on it. Plus, I stretched it up with my tablet pen nib [yes, the almighty nib] and used that but i kept loosing it so I just went back to an 18. When I finally stretched it to standard size, I shoved the ring in bluntly. That was the worst pain I had ever experienced.
BUT WAIT! THERES MORE :D
I decided it would be a fantastic Idea to do my smiley. All went well with that too, I also have this still for the same reasons. But now I know how stupid I was. Now I know how I should go about stretching, and going to get pierced.
The hatemail you guys get is hilairous haha everyone is so fucking PC about it, oh dear dont call people out for doing dumb things to their body thats mean boohhoooo, if people make the concious choice to do something stupid to themselves even though there is soooo much information out there on how to do things properly then they dont deserve any sympothy especially when useally people try to give them advice but they decide to just brush it off,the pc police can shampoo my crotch lol
Honestly, I agree with gnarlyswag. If you guys have nothing better to do than blog your lives away about bad piercings, why don't you NOT be twats about it and make it a positive blog? You are absolutely the kind of people who cause so much insecurity in others and it's blatantly pathetic. Making fun of someone because they call stretched piercings gauges and shit is honestly the biggest waste of time and you should be ashamed of yourselves. Soo, when are you gonna delete, ya filthy hipsters? :)
Jesus Christ, for like the fifth time:
Most of the “insulting” twat-like posts you see are from people who SUBMIT them. SUBMIT. The posts about piercings, tattoos, “gauges”, those are all mainly submitted or posted by someone else.
We have no interest in deleting, however I can see you’re interested in blocking us so cockblock us away!
you're sarcastic pieces of shit that clearly think you're superior to others. i understand and agree completely that tattoos and piercings need to be done safely..but the way you go about informing people isn't cool. people submit things on here and then you turn around a basically tell them how stupid they are for doing what they did or using certain words that YOU say aren't correct. so get off your high horse, and chill the fuck out. you guys are nuts.