Yes, those darn stupid gauges did it.

fuckyeahstretchedears:

karenready:

sinking-ships:

fuckyeahstretchedears:

This is why I decided to get off the tag, and go punch myself in the dick repeatedly…sounded less painful.

P.S. I was right.

But guys, gauging your gauges is supposed to hurt and bleed. Especially when you stretch with silicone, which is the only right way to do it. Neosporin ftw

You’re also supposed to gauge your gauges as fast as you can and get the best gauges in all the land and beat everyone and make all dem bitches jealous of your big gauges cause we all know you aren’t hardcore if your gauging gauges arent gauged as big as gauges come in gauges. 

Claire’s ear cleaner and electrical tape ftw.

and THAT is why we don’t like the misuse of the word ‘gauge(s)’ 

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