dear Jesus,

i was perusing my friend’s facebook page because she mentioned she got another tattoo. i clicked on to the “artist’s” page and became instantly horrified. this man tattoos people in their homes, over a washcloth that the client provides and doesn’t do jack sh*t design wise. i mean,

look at those lines!

you can find the rest of his scratches here

but, to emphasize just how horrible he is, i’ll add a few more.

also, can i point out that super shallow navel piercing? i looked on the girl’s page, it was self done. -__-