because-austincarlileisperfect:

My ears absolutely refuse to stretch up from a 2 to a 0.

I’m gonna murder someone.

It’s been 2 months now, and I’ve tried 3 times.

I’m so beyond tired of waiting.

You’re forgetting the almighty, magical and mystical 1g or 7mm. These can easily be bought from your local reputable piercing shop, or online at www.bodyartforms.com. A 2mm jump is too big for all ears, which is why your ears won’t stretch, despite waiting a good amount of time. Buy something single flared, in titanium, surgical steel or glass, and you should be good to go!