A list of things your ears shouldn’t do when being stretched:

hayflick:

They should not do any of the following, because if they do, you’re doing it wrong.

  • Ooze
  • Swell
  • Pus
  • Lymph
  • Bleed
  • Tear
  • Hurt in any way, shape or form
  • Go bright red
  • Or, even worse, purple.
  • But if they’re yellow, they’re far too thin and you’re probably screwed.
  • If they look like labia, you’re screwed.
  • No, seriously, vagina ears aren’t attractive.
  • Blowout
  • Get any weird skin flaps
  • Cat butt
  • Get all wrinkly
  • Look like an anus of any animal.

And now another list:

  • If it hurts, you’re an idiot
  • If you stretch too fast, you’re an idiot
  • If you think wearing tapers is ‘hip’ and ‘cool’, then you’re an hipster idiot
  • If they look like vaginas, you’re an idiot
  • If they bleed, ooze, pus or lymph, you’re an idiot
  • If they tear severely, you’re an idiot
  • If you skip sizes, you’re an idiot
  • If your ears look like anuses, you’re an idiot
  • If you have blowouts the size of Jupiter, and think it’s okay, you’re an idiot
  • If you stretched your ears moments after piercing, you’re an idiot
  • If you wear acrylic for more than 8 hours, you’re an idiot
  • If you think it’s okay to stretch a size a day. IDIOT.

Yeah.

Stretching correctly. It’s an art form.

This has been a rant.

Occasionally I need to repost this to get my angst out.

(via awfulmodifications)

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    I’m glad they taught me how bad acrylic is for any piercing....only have one pair of...
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    Guys, go read this. Yeah. Do it....laughed a bit at the terms they used, but these...
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