Today I went to Spencer’s to get some tunnels. As I was looking at the tunnels in the case, there was a guy getting some jewelry on the other side of the case. I guess he had chosen some tapers and silicone tunnels. The lady said to him “You don’t need to buy the tapers, you can just get the silicones, stick them in your ears, and they’ll stretch. That’s what I did. That way you don’t have to spend the extra money.”I was appalled. He proceeded to purchase the silicone tunnels, no tapers, and left the store. When she was checking me out, I looked at her ears. They were so, so thin. I wanted to slap her across the face.

 What’s awful: Don’t use silicone tunnels to stretch, they’ll eat your lobes.

How it could be fixed: I suppose I could’ve said something >.>