Maybe They Do Things Differently in the Alameda Bay Area.

SUBMITTER COMMENT: I apologize in advance for my lack of wit and lack of photo - though I was alone with him for a great deal of time, I couldn’t have snapped a picture. 

A bit of background: I work at a law office with a very liberal atmosphere, in the heart of Downtown. We have a woman working here who is neck and neck with Rick Genest. V. liberal. 

My office is currently hiring, so my co-workers and I have been judging all of the potential candidates based solely on their physical appearance. 

As I understand it, stretching your ears is supposed to be taken slowly, methodically, and seriously. Apparently, the candidate in question had never heard that edict. For the interview, he wore a suit and taken out his plugs, but oddly left in his nose ring that looked a bit like a silver booger. More importantly, he had the worst, most hilarious Cat Butt Ears I have ever seen, and he seemed completely unaware. I christened him Cat Butt Ears and now no one will be able to think of anything else when they see him (if he gets hired).

How to fix this problem? Stretch slowly, and liberally massage your ears with oil! 

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