There’s a Starbuck’s a couple doors down from my dayjob that I frequent enough that they know me and I can identify new employees. Well, a new barista is staring at me hardcore as I make my way to the front and I see he has modest stretched ears. He turns on the charm and without letting me get a word in says, “Wow, what size are your plugs? I just gauged mine. Yeah, skipped three sizes, almost tore my lobes in half and pussed out, but I’m so stoked!”

And I’m just like, “That’s nice, can I get extra caramel on that, bro?”

-Petra/BabyPieTattoo

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    I meet this calibre of person all the time -_-
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