HOW TO TREAT YOUR LOBES LIKE SHIT

yzzyx:

1. Start off strong. Pierce them with a safety pin (make sure you rub some alcohol on that shit, alcohol kills all the germies!) Wear it to school, show it off to your friends.

2. Stretch them with aluminum crochet hooks, fast-food straws, pencils… etc.

3. That goopy white stuff coming out of your ears is grosso but alcohol and neosporin will make it go away.

4. WEAR TAPERS, THEY LOOK SO BADASS

5. It’s supposed to hurt. The more it hurts, the better.

6. Never spend more than 15 bucks on a pair of ”gauges”.

7. Don’t listen to ANYONE. Theyre all just JELLY LAWL.

8. 3 months later, congrats, you’re at an inch and your lobes look like this. 

(via downawhoresthroat)

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    lol
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    I guess you’re right- I wasn’t looking at it as degrading I suppose >.< I just read it, and took from it what I thought...
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    HAHAHA!!!!!!
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    LOL. I have some aluminum crochet hooks. I SHOULD HOOK THEM IN MY EARS AND WALK AROUND LIKE I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING. >:D
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    OH MY GOD, THOSE PICTURES. I’M CLUTCHING MY LOBES IN HORROR RN.
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    Number 6 isn’t bad… I mean, you can find cheap, decent body jewelry.
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    omg this is terrible but hilarious. Dumbass. People do this shit.
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