That moment when you can hear your ear lobe ripping when pushing your gauge further in. D:
It actually made my ears hurt reading this. IF IT HURTS, STOP! THAT’S YOUR BODY SAYING NO! Believe it or not, it’s totally painless if you stretch properly.
People wanna be stuck up bitches because DAMN NEAR ALL of the population call stretched ears “Gauges?” Look you bitches, can you fucking blame them? That’s kind of what they’re listed as in stores and online. I mean seriously, shut the fuck up and think about it. Yes, most of us are AWARE that’s not what they called but it’s better than going up to someone and going “Excuse me, what size are your stretched ears? two inch you say? well ma’am, your 2 in ears are lovely.” Yeah. yeah that makes a hell of a lot of fucking sense.
We get it. It’s not what they’re called. It’s just fucking easier.
Get the fuck off your god damn high horses and shut the fuck up.
I dont sit there and say “oh no, sir, that’s not a tattoo, that is a lovely ink portrait of a fish upon your arm. I quite enjoy it.”
No. I say “Wow, sir, that’s a nice tattoo.”
Whores.
Possibly one of the worst, and most hilarious arguments for ‘gauging’ we’ve ever seen!
Brb guys, just going to millimeter my ears, go for a quick mile, and then head down to the pub for a litre with Scott.
And how on earth is one two-syllable word harder to say than another, two-syllable word?
And we like being on our high horses. Why? Because we’re right.
Brb, time for a litre.
Another beauty for you all the behold.
on my Facebook newsfeed. captioned “o hai blowout”, with three people under it saying “ohmygah that happened to me too!!!1”
THEN OBVIOUSLY YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
(seriously. how do you let your ear get that crusty anyways?)
Just going to bring this back.
What’s awful: A jump of 3 entire sizes. And bleeding. Remember the great bit list of things your ears should never do whilst being stretched? BLEEDING IS ONE OF THEM. Take everything out, read our guide (here), wait 6 months, and start again slowly and properly.
Oh, yum.
I wish we had the back story behind this, it looks like the photo was taken mid-scalpel to correct the ear, though.
Not an Awful Modification, but a gory example of earlobe recorrection.
so my idiot drummer boy ricky, satan bless his soul, just ripped the fuck out of his ear, i told him not to stretch up all crazy and shit, but he didnt listen, so shit like this happens.
ENJOY!!!
Thanks to purerot.tumblr.com for showing us this! We thought it’d be better to just show it like this.
Uhm. I threw up a little.
No back story on this, but it kinda explains itself.
Found on FB.
Really pissed off ear that sort of looks like a really really pissed vagina
