Satisfaction c;: One of the reasons why I hate school:
Every single day…
Some Random Kid: “Oh my gawsh, you have gauges?! NICE. I really want gauges, but I’m afraid that it’s gonna hurt!”
Me: “Oh..uhmm..thanks..”
***In my mind: “BITCH, THEY’RE NOT GAUGES. GAUGE IS THE SIZE. I DON’T WEAR/HAVE GAUGES. I WEAR THESE DINKY…
(via cardiotomy)

